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[ACCESS CODE VERIFIED: CB-SIGMA/05]

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SUBJECT FILE: PLNKTN-001
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DEPARTMENT: Subnet Threats
NODE ID: CHUMWATCH-X09
STATUS: Active Surveillance

Alias: MICRODRIVE  
Real Name: Sheldon J. Plankton  
Species: Copepod (Genetically Aggressive)  
Location: Chum Bucket HQ – Bikini Bottom Sector BB-04  
Affiliation: Independent – Owner/Operator, Chum Bucket  
Threat Class: Tier 3 – Low-Scale, High-Irritation

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PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE (INTERNAL)
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Diagnosed Tendencies:
- Grandiose Delusions
- Manipulative Behavior
- Hostility toward Competitors
- Extreme Insecurity (Height-triggered)
- Mild OS Dependency Syndrome (Karen v1.3+)

Behavioral Notes:
- Speaks in third person under stress
- Hostile to authority, allergic to criticism
- Obsessive with "formula acquisition"
- Believes fast food control = global power

Quote Archive:
> "The Krabby formula will be mine. It's not a dream. It's a directive."

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OPERATION HISTORY - FAILURES
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Log: Total Attempts - 143+
- 37 infiltration via disguise (0 success)
- 14 mech-based invasions (all decommissioned)
- 4 lawsuits filed (none upheld)
- 1 wormhole experiment (backfired, caused smell)

Incidents:
- Operation DEEPFRY (Krabby Krab impersonation) — Failed after 6 minutes
- BurgerBot AI (v0.2) attacked own creator
- Sponge Clone 77A melted into kitchen tile

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TECHNOLOGY OVERVIEW
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Devices Recovered:
- Karen.exe – Adaptive AI, hostile sarcasm detected
- BucketDrone-03 – unstable, prone to panic loops
- NanoChum Dispenser – leaked into water supply, 4 poisonings

Languages Known:
- C++
- Python (basic)
- Rust (semi-competent)
- "ChumScript" (homemade bash fork, unusable)

Known Aliases:
- krabsHunter
- @microDictator
- root@chumbucket.internal

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INTEL REPORT – AUDIO EXTRACTS
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Karen.exe – Log Fragment #019
> "I run the infrastructure. He yells at sandwiches."

Plankton – Self-recorded Log
> "Failure is a concept invented by cowards. And Krabs."

Squidward – Field Interview
> "I don’t care if he nukes the ocean. Just don't make me work weekends."

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PRESENT STATUS
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- Offline from public comms 48+ hours  
- Tunnelled into Chum Bucket basement server  
- No external data signals beyond low-power Karen pings  
- Suspected current project codename: BURGER_HEGEMONY  

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RECOMMENDED PROTOCOL
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[ ] Neutralize
[ ] Contain
[x] Continue Surveillance – Low Priority
[ ] Leak formula decoy (codename: FAKETIME-44)

Filed by: Dept. of Trace Suppression  
Node Authority: CHUMWATCH OPS/88  
Timestamp: [REDACTED]

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